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It may not have escaped your attention that this year, Dirty Feed is taking a slightly different tack to normal. Yes, I’m currently on a Mary Tyler Moore kick. And if you think writing about programmes which were never that successful in the UK is a bad idea, just wait until I get onto Mary’s variety shows, which as far as I can tell were never even broadcast in the UK.

I’m doing this for a few reasons. Firstly, yes, I’ve completely fallen in love with Mary’s work. (Seriously, get a Region 1 player, the complete boxset of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and knock yourself out.) Secondly, I’ve been getting a bit itchy about writing about the same things over and over again. Fawlty Towers and The Young Ones are amazing, but there is a limit to how much I can write about those shows without them becoming tedious. I’ve already ruined Red Dwarf for myself. I don’t want to ruin any of my other favourite things.

Oh, and thirdly, I need to make sure this site isn’t purely writing about BBC shows. I got a new job in December last year which makes this a really good idea. You can join the dots there for yourself.

Anyway, while I fool around with things like this, there’s something else I’ve started recently which I’ve found thoroughly enjoyable. I’ve finally got myself a Letterboxd account, and have been logging – and mostly reviewing – every film I’ve watched so far this year. That’s a total of eighteen films in January, and represents a side of my viewing habits which I don’t really talk about very much on here.

I have to say – years late – I really have fallen in love with Letterboxd. As someone who has mainly grown to despise social media, I’m having a ludicrous amount of fun with it. Most social media is filled with people who will punish you for not covering every single possible thing in any given post. And while I love writing Dirty Feed, my pieces on here these days have grown so complex, that it really can feel like work.

Letterboxd allows me to write random thoughts on what I’ve just watched, without feeling like any given review of a film has to be “complete”. The result is something where I can just take five minutes to write up some vague ideas, without it being in any way stressful. It’s the kind of thing which makes you fall in love with writing all over again.

Perhaps my favourite little piece I’ve written over there so far this year has been on Frank Tashlin’s brilliant The Girl Can’t Help It:

“Of COURSE the thing everyone talks about with Tashlin is how is animation background is obvious in his live action films. This is true. But it goes well beyond sight gags like melting ice, cracked glasses, and overflowing milk bottles. Note how the actors here not only strike very obvious, fixed poses, reminiscent of Warners animation, but how *quickly* those actors move from one pose to another. Jayne Mansfield putting her head in her hands is this film at its most animated.

The lesson everyone should learn from films like this is that to make great comedy doesn’t mean dialling everything down to nothing. You can do your big gestures, your stupid jokes, your heightened acting. You just need to make sure all of those things are hanging off real people in situations which mean something. It’s a lesson which is obvious with every frame of The Girl Can’t Help It, and yet so many simply don’t get it. It’s just a shame that too many of those people keep making comedies.”

And yes, I’m currently on a Jayne Mansfield binge. Which is a difficult thing to do these days, with most of her films being slightly less available than you’d think, especially in the UK. It’s things like this which make me fantasise about setting up a boutique Blu-ray label. And losing hundreds of thousands of pounds doing so.

So there we have it. Less nonsense about The Young Ones, more nonsense on The Mary Tyler Moore Hour and The Las Vegas Hillbillys. That may not feel like a win to many of you. But it will probably stop me going slightly mad, at least.

Dirty Feed: Best of 2025

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My plan for 2025: to not just write about comedy on here.

What actually happened in 2025: I mainly wrote about comedy on here.

Oh well.

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The Voice of Youth
The tale of Nozin’ Aroun’, one of the most well-remembered sketches in The Young Ones, and the link between Ben Elton’s time on the Oxford Road Show. By far the best thing I wrote in the whole of 2025, and one of the best things I’ve ever published since the site launched. It’s all downhill from here.

Ben Elton as Roland Tarquin

Marion from A Small Summer Party

A Slightly Larger Summer Party
How the Marion & Geoff special A Small Summer Party changed between its broadcast and DVD release. Writing about a show from 2001? That represents something new and dangerous for this site. (Don’t miss the follow-up. I really should attempt to poke Hugo Blick on all this at some point.)

An Absolutely Fabulous Pilot
This was a mystery I’d been trying to get the full details on for years, and finally managed it: what was different about the very original edit for the pilot of Absolutely Fabulous, which Gold accidentally transmitted for years. See also: the differences between the pilot script and the final programme.

Absolutely Fabulous pilot logo

Fletcher looking at two glasses on the table

“From Here?”
By far the most popular thing I wrote all year, and another thing I’ve been meaning to write about for ages: tracing the origins of Porridge‘s “What, from ‘ere?” gag… to long before Clement and La Frenais. Don’t miss the comments on this one, which takes things well beyond the actual article itself.

Insults, Cups of Tea and Quips
I’ve written an awful lot of silly things about newspaper props this year, but this is my favourite, ending up in a thoroughly unexpected place. Although this example from I’m Alan Partridge is also absolutely bizarre.

Eddie from Love Thy Neighbour reading a newspaper

The Halls from the Fawlty Towers episode Gourmet Night

Lucky Old Bin
If there’s one theme to my writing this year, it’s that I finally got the answer to loads of sitcom mysteries I’ve been pondering over the years. This is yet another one: a cut ending to the Fawlty Towers episode “Gourmet Night”, revealed at last. Kurt, you drunken dickhead.

“There Are Herrings on the Roof Again!”
To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Fawlty Towers, a look at all the various parodies of the show over the years. A little rushed in order to hit the anniversary deadline – I can’t believe I missed the point of the Michael Barrymore bit in the Shooting Stars sketch – but the tying together of so many different shows is unusual for this site, and I really should try more of it.

Harry Enfield as John Cheese-Shop-Sketch

The Major from Fawlty Towers, staring at a rat

TC8, 19th May 1979
Yet another Fawlty Towers piece for the 50th, and yet another piece I’ve been meaning to write for years: exactly what was shot on the pre-record day for “Basil the Rat”. I realised after publishing that I should have just called this “You Dirty Rat!” after Polly’s impression of Jimmy Cagney, so just pretend that’s what I did, thank you. See also: this follow-up, and this further follow-up. Like picking at a scab.

Poor Old Jackie Rae
In comparison to all the pieces I’ve planned to write for ages this year, this one came out of nowhere: exactly how accurate is Bob Monkhouse’s autobiography when it comes to The Golden Shot? And how can you prove anything one way or the other, when most editions of the show no longer exist? Again, well worth reading the comments on this one.

Jackie Rae, hosting The Golden Shot

The Dick Van Dyke Show gang watching television

“I Don’t Own a Television Machine”
After watching The Dick Van Dyke Show for the first time this year, it became my favourite sitcom ever made, leapfrogging over all the shows I’ve loved since I was a kid. I have so much I want to write about it, but this will do for a start. (If you’ve never seen the show, I can’t think of a better way of starting 2026.)

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Blog Questions Challenge

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I sometimes feel Dirty Feed is a weird mix of stuff. Obviously, a large part of my audience comes here for ridiculous minutiae about old television, particularly old comedy. Hello there. I like you.

But there’s also a strand of posts here – lessened over the years, perhaps, but definitely still there – which is about writing for the web in general. Some of this stuff occasionally gets quite widely-read if somebody grabs hold of it and links to it. For instance, this piece I published about the indie web actually did much better than any of the posts about TV I published in 2024. I don’t think the two audiences really have much crossover, which means I’m sure I disappoint a lot of archive TV fans when they see a brand new post on here, and it’s just me wanging on about websites rather than telly.

To which people I say: sorry, this is another of those posts. After seeing this post about blogging habits turn into a little chain letter, posted by people like Jeremy Keith, Luke Dorny and Greg Storey, I thought it might be fun to give it a go.

For those of you who couldn’t give a monkey’s tits about my writing process: don’t worry, there’ll be another post about 90s Granada comedy pilots before you know it.

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While We Have Still Got Some Insanity Left

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Website stats are funny old things. For a start, it’s become deeply unfashionable to actually care about them. “Write for yourself, not for others”, people cry, myself included. This is, on the face of it, an entirely reasonable attitude… but I have to admit that these days, I really want people to read my stuff. So much of my writing relies on other people helping me with my research, and the more people who read my work, the better and more widespread that research gets.

The other odd thing about stats is that what is an extremely successful article by my standards, is a mere rounding error when it comes to some sites. As detailed in my 15 year retrospective, the most popular article I’ve ever written on Dirty Feed has had about 45k hits over the years. The second most popular article I’ve ever written has had nearly 18k hits. A lot of pieces I’m very proud of have 2-3k hits. This piece on the pilot of Fawlty Towers, featuring material which has never been published before, has had less than 1k hits. I don’t lie awake thinking about it too much, but I know damn well plenty of worse sites than this one get exponentially more views. It can get mildly frustrating.

But perhaps not as frustrating as the following.

Back in 2013, I uploaded the following YouTube video. It’s a clip from It Ain’t Half Hot Mum, “Showing the Flag”, broadcast on the 2nd January 1975. It’s one of my very favourite moments of the series, featuring Don Estelle corpsing spectacularly. It also contains a masterclass from Windsor Davies on how to ride the the laughter from a studio audience.

That video has had over one million views. It is by far he most popular thing I have ever published online. Never mind in-depth articles about flash frames in The Young Ones which are the result of years of research and thought – just rip a random sitcom clip, shove it on YouTube, and watch the views mount up.

Anyway, I am very mature and sensible and have entirely come to peace with all of this and think it is all brilliant.

Fifteen for Fifteen

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Fifteen years of anything is an odd anniversary to celebrate, really. Five years is a reasonable commitment to anything. Ten years is obviously special. Twenty years is miraculous. But fifteen? What does that actually mean?

Still, I wanted to mark fifteen years of writing Dirty Feed somehow. But just doing a list of my favourite pieces again seemed mildly pathetic, especially when I’m definitely going to do one of those for the 20th anyway. So instead, here is a list of the fifteen most popular articles on the site over the past fifteen years, in terms of traffic.

This sometimes matches with my favourite stuff… and sometimes very much doesn’t.

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Dirty Feed: Best of 2024

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Well, another year, another complete failure to get my big Christmas music mix ready for you all. I’ve got various incomplete edits of it stretching back over a decade now. And I was so looking forward to annoying people because it starts with a Chris Moyles clip.

Never mind, let’s take look at what I have managed to get round to doing. Here’s the best of Dirty Feed from the past year. Suitable musical accompaniment is embedded below.

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This Guy Are Sick

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Recently, I was going through some of my old emails from 2009. That’s from before Dirty Feed was even launched. In fact, those of you with very long memories may remember that Dirty Feed didn’t even start out as Dirty Feed; it was originally called “Transistorised” for most of the launch year of 2010, after an old Kenny Everett line about “transistorised people”.

Transistorised doesn’t work at all as a name, but I have to say I rather like one of my other proposed ideas, which I never used: “This Guy Are Sick”, after a notorious piece of Engrish in Final Fantasy VII. I still think that’s pretty good.

Less good, perhaps, was one of my early logo ideas:

This Guy Are Sick logo - all lowercase, letters bunched up together, in black/blue/maroon

Hmmmm. To be fair, I think the above design was mainly because I only had access to Microsoft Word during a boring workday. Although I’m not sure there’s any excuse for that bilious shade of maroon.

The same document also has some of my article ideas for what eventually became Dirty Feed. For instance, here’s the rough, high-level outline for a planned piece on The Fast Show:

You Ain’t Seen These, Right?

  • Introduction, what the show is
  • Radio Times article – what the team say
  • Comparison between Fast Show Night and DVD release versions
  • Conclusion – better than most teams manage in their regular shows, Harry Enfield lost material

And lo and behold, I’ve finally written about You Ain’t Seen These… Right? this month. And exactly as planned, right down to the granularity of comparing the broadcast and DVD versions. I even quote extensively from the Radio Times article, and the conclusion is still about lost Harry Enfield material!

I was originally going to write all that 15 years ago. So if you ever wondered how long it takes me to get round to doing things… now you know.

An Extremely Important Point About The Fast Show

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I am currently in the middle of writing about the previously unseen sketches from The Fast Show which featured on Fast Show Night. The only surprising thing about the above sentence is that I haven’t got round to it before now. You can plug all my obsessions into a spreadsheet, and the above article pops out like magic.

But before it’s published, I have to make a decision. What do I call the programme?

The Radio Times capsule from the 11th September 1999 gives the following title:

Radio Times capsule for the show, featuring: You Ain't Seen These, Right?

You Ain’t Seen These, Right? Brilliant, I’ll go with that. Still, I’d best just check that article they point to on Page 7…

Radio Times article, featuring: You Ain't Seen These Right!

You Ain’t Seen These Right! Hmmm, OK. Best check what the actual programme has:

Grab from the programme title card, featuring: You Ain't Seen These... Right?

The line under the programme name is mildly irritating, but the above is clearly meant to be You Ain’t Seen These… Right? Three different ways of punctuating the show. What to do?

Maybe the production paperwork for the programme confirms which of the three it should be:

The production paperwork, featuring: You Ain't Seen These. Right?

Yes, that is a full-stop. You Ain’t Seen These. Right? Sigh. Make that four.

In the end, I’ve decided to go for You Ain’t Seen These… Right? When I worked in BBC pres, in cases like these when there was inconsistency, we’d often plump for what was actually on the programme’s title card. Moreover, the extended commercial video edit of the programme, called You Ain’t Seen All of These… Right?, is not only punctuated like that on the title card:

Grab from the programme title card, featuring: You Ain't Seen All of These... Right?

But also has that name on the box:

Photo of the VHS case, featuring: You Ain't Seen All Of These... Right?

Look, if nobody in 1999 was going to be consistent, THEN FINE, I’LL DO THE DONKEYWORK.

Just nobody mention that the ellipsis has four dots on the videocassette itself. I have a headache.

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Abandoned.

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I started writing an article last week. It was going to be a good one. Somebody was going to get a thoroughly deserved slagging off. I don’t write many of those kind of pieces these days, so it was high time I really put somebody in their place.

Just to be sure, I did a little research first, in order to check I wasn’t being an idiot. And it fairly quickly became clear that while I did have some semblance of a point… so did they. The issue was rather more complex than it first appeared. In the end, I abandoned the piece entirely; the research needed to make it worth publishing was best spent on other things, although I might return to the topic at some point.

Which is fine. I’m not expecting any medals for a basic level of truthfulness and competence. Still, it seems a lesson worth noting publicly. If you never find yourself abandoning a position because it was fundamentally misguided, then you’re probably doing something wrong.

If you’re confident that your gut instinct and personal ideologies are always correct… they probably aren’t, you know.

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One of the other blogs I follow has just posted something titled “Believing in Yourself”.

I never was very good at inspirational writing.

Summer Hiatus

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Yeah, yeah, I know. I don’t have a good record with this kind of thing. There is a very real possibility I’ll pick up writing this site again after a couple of weeks. But for various reasons, I think I should at least try to have a break from publishing Dirty Feed for the summer.

I won’t bore you with paragraphs of self-important crap. Short version: I have a new job which is taking up a lot of my mental energy, and I need to start relaxing a bit more on my days off. Or going on some long walks. Anything, really, than cracking my knuckles and sitting down to write about The Young Ones again.

Truth be told, I’m experiencing a certain ennui regarding the site, which is very rare for me. Time to take a break rather than ruin things for good. When I return, I’ll be doing some different kinds of posts along with my usual nonsense to keep things interesting. I have a few ideas about that, which I might work on a little during my time off.

My current thinking is that I’ll be back properly in October, give or take the odd stray update here and there if I can’t resist it. The newsletter is also on hiatus as well. And I probably won’t be around on social media much. (That last bit is a lot easier than it used to be, at least.)

Well, goodnight. And remember: don’t get murdered.