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As we’re in an Absolutely Fabulous mood at the moment, let’s watch the end credits of Episode 1.4, “Iso Tank”, broadcast on the 3rd December 1992. I promise you there’s a good reason.

The conversation starts off with the reuse of the “Yamishi’s new shop” material from the pilot, as detailed in my previous article. But the really interesting bit is right at the end:

PATSY: You want to hear a new joke, darling? You want to hear a new joke? It’s not in very good taste. The thing is this: you know Elizabeth Taylor? I hear that she is the new ride at Disney World.

So at the risk of frog-dissection, what does the above joke mean?

One element is obvious: a joke about Elizabeth Taylor’s endless marriages and affairs. (The kind of joke I feel a lot more comfortable with when it’s said by a woman.) But there is another thing in the mix here. Because a certain event took place on the 27th February 1992, which was reported in the LA Times the following day:

An article from the LA Times.

Headline: Liz Taylor and the Party of 1000

Birthday bash: Celebrities and security take over Disneyland for a night for private salute to Hollywood 'survivor' who turned 60.

ANAHEIM - Elizabeth Taylor swooped into Disneyland in a horse-drawn white carriage Thursday night as hundreds of her Hollywood friends turned out to salute a 'survivor' on her 60th birthday. 

The woman who grew up on screen before the rapt eyes of generations of Americans transformed Disneyland's Fantasyland into a movie extravaganza with hundreds of celebrities, extraordinary security and lights that turned night into day.

Trumpet fanfares and flashing strobe lights greeted the celebrities who preceded her to Sleeping Beauty's castle. Disney characters escorted everyone from Henry Winkler to Cheryl Tiegs, Gregory Peck to Tom Selleck. A blonde Delta Burke, accompanied by her husband Gerald McRaney, called Taylor 'strong and soft... witty and clever, intelligent... a fighter.

Disneyland officials barred the press from the event, but beamed their own videotape of the festivities onto satellite for waiting television stations. It gave the public another glimpse of the woman who starred in 'National Velvet' at age 12, won two Oscars and married seven men, one of them twice. Along the way she battled a host of illnesses and addictions to painkillers.

'This is a private party and the sky is the limit,' said a Disney spokeswoman. No one would say how much it cost to fete the 1,000 invited guests, but the normal $8,000 charge to rent the park after hours clearly was only the starting point. Although corporations have staged parties at Disneyland in the past, Taylor was the first individual to rent it, a park spokesman said.

Elizabeth Taylor’s 60th birthday party took place at Disneyland. An event which captured people’s imagination so much, it was still talked about 25 years later. And all of a sudden, Patsy’s joke gains more resonance – the choice of Disney as opposed to anywhere else no longer feels quite as arbitrary.

Now, Patsy actually gets the location wrong, of course – she says Disney World, not Disneyland. It doesn’t matter; that’s exactly the kind of thing people get wrong in jokes anyway. And reading the above newspaper report, all of a sudden, the joke feels a little less cruel. If someone moves in circles where they can get Disneyland hired out for their 60th birthday party, Patsy’s remark feels like the definition of kicking upwards.

But there’s something even more amusing about all this, if we put the joke into its real-life context. When it finally aired in December 1992, nine months had passed since Elizabeth Taylor’s 60th birthday. But when was “Iso Tank” actually recorded?

Answer: the 4th March 1992. Exactly a week on from the party itself. It’s a genuinely topical gag… well, for the studio audience, anyway.

When Patsy said it was a “new joke”, she really meant it.

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4 comments

J. Wallace on 13 June 2025 @ 9am

What does interest me is the fact that it was well enough known for the audience. Admittedly these kinds of buyouts are relatively common for conventioneers etc, this was a real “Only in America” moment.


John J. Hoare on 13 June 2025 @ 10am

The get-out, I guess, is that the joke still *works* if you don’t know the full story. It just works much better if you do.


David Brunt on 13 June 2025 @ 12pm

As far as I recall the party was heavily covered in press and TV at the time. It’s an example of the skateboarding duck genre, a perfect “what have rich people been up to now?” type of end of news programme story.

Liz Taylor was still a huge name in 1992.


Dan Webb on 22 June 2025 @ 5am

@J. Wallace
Checking in the British Newspaper Archive it seems articles about Taylor hiring Disney, both before it happened and after it happened, were syndicated around the local newspapers in the UK, so most people in Britain would have seen something about it.


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